15 Products Every Bacon Lover Needs In Their Life

15 Products Every Bacon Lover Needs In Their Life


15 Products Every Bacon Lover Needs In Their Life

BACON! Admit it, for a second there, all of your problems went away. When life gets hard, bacon is always there to save the day. This post is dedicated to everyone’s favorite cured meat. Enjoy these 15 products every bacon lover needs in their life.

1. Bacon Wallet: Now you can really bring home the bacon with this terrifically-tasting Bacon Wallet. This non-greasy money wallet looks like it has been wrapped in bacon, ready to fry. Ironically, it’s suitable for vegetarians as it’s made from faux leather!

Bacon Wallet

2. Bacon Gumballs:  We are pretty sure these were invented just to hold you over between your morning bacon and eggs and your afternoon B.L.T.

3. Giant Bacon Pool Float: The only thing better than eating loads of bacon is lounging on a giant piece of bacon in a pool on a beautiful summer day.

4. Fifty Shades of Bacon: 50 bacon recipes. Each more seductive than the last. Need we say more?

50 Shades of Bacon

5. Bacon Flavored Toothpaste: We have some serious doubts that this is recommended by any dentist, but if you’re even remotely considering using this, you probably don’t care anyways! Get the bacony-fresh breath everyone desires with this Bacon Flavored Toothpaste.

Bacon Flavored Toothpaste

6. Bacon Air Freshener: We all know how delicious our home smells while cooking bacon. Sometimes, it can be hard to leave that smell behind when you have to go to work or run errands. Take that delicious bacon smell with you wherever you go with the Bacon Air Freshener. What a time to be alive!

7. Bacon Scented Mustache: We aren’t sure if there’s anything more manly than a mustache that smells like bacon. I mean, come on! Wear it while you do manly things like woodworking, taking out the trash, and working out. The ladies will love it!

Bacon Scented Mustache

8. Yodelling Bacon: We know what you’re thinking: “where has this been all my life?”. We know that because we thought the same thing when we first saw this amazing Yodeling Bacon. It’ll make you want to wear your lederhosen to brunch.

Yodelling Bacon

9. Sizzling Bacon Tape Dispenser: Bacon Tape is the mack daddy of all tapes. Use this tape dispenser to seal all of the amazing bacon gifts you buy for your friends and family. Bonus points if that gift is actually bacon.

Sizzling Bacon Tape Dispenser

10. Bacon Costume: Bacon is great on everything, especially you! If you’re looking to sizzle this Halloween, this Bacon Costume is for you!

11. Bacon Candy Canes: Peppermint candy canes are so cliche! With these Bacon Candy Canes, you get the classic red and white swirl, but when you take your first lick, your taste buds will celebrate the amazing deliciousness that is bacon.

Bacon Candy Canes

12. Bacon Bandages:  Since placing actual strips of bacon over cuts and scrapes is frowned upon (we don’t know why, either), the next best thing would be these Bacon Bandages. You will be falling on purpose just to cover your scrapes with these cool band-aids.

Bacon Bandages

13. Bacon Bow Tie: Nothing shows class, sophistication, and style like this Bacon Bow Tie. It is simply bacon in all its glory. We think that’s all that needs to be said.

Bacon Bow Tie

14. Bacon Doormat: Make everyone fully aware of the fact that they are about to enter the house of a bacon lover with this Bacon Doormat. I mean really, is there anything more welcoming than a heaping pile of America’s favorite cured meat right at the doorstep?

15. Waxed Bacon Dental Floss: The dentist recommends flossing every day and what better way to do that than with this yummy bacon floss. It effectively removes plaque while leaving your mouth bacon-ny fresh.

Waxed Bacon Dental Floss

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