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The Beach Behemoth Giant Beach Ball

$79.99 (as of April 22, 2019, 10:05 am)

The Beach Behemoth Giant Beach Ball was first recorded in writing by Spanish conquistadors in 1521, as they observed several native populations worshipping the gargantuan orbs as minor sun gods. In awe of the Behemoth’s remarkable stature, the conquistadors named it El Gigante. Then they all had a rockin’ beach party.

Measuring a ridiculous 12 feet from pole to pole, the Beach Behemoth is the largest beach ball you might ever behold. And despite its gargantuan proportions, it soars through the air and floats on water just like a regular beach ball, only it is much, much gianter. We recommend you inflate your Behemoth with an electric pump. The only human to ever attempt manual inflation is our intern, Stefano, and he’s still blowing to this day

When you feel powerless or worthless, just remember, one single turd of yours can shut down an entire water park.

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