Portable Pizza Pouch

$13.99 (as of November 12, 2019, 7:41 am)

This Portable Pizza Pouch keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch. A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude. How to Use It: Grab a slice from the nearest pizza joint, pizza box, or pizza briefcase. Place slice inside pizza pouch, then reseal top. Hang pizza around your neck like you’re warding off low-carb vampires. When hungry, unzip pouch and slide contents into open mouth. Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.

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