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Archie McPhee – Accoutrements Bacon Scented Mustache

Amazon.com Price: $6.95 (as of 12/06/2021 06:44 PST- Details)

Like some weird, macho mad scientist, we took the two most masculine things we could think of (mustaches and bacon) and mixed them into one super product. This carded 4″ (10.2 cm) wide mustache with adhesive backing is made of lifelike synthetic hair and smells like bacon. The Bacon Scented Mustache is the perfect thing to wear while woodworking, fishing or internalizing your emotions.

My mustache brings all the girls to the yard.

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